Bitches be Loco.: Archive

Nov 1st

1 note

Not looking forward to getting home.

I’ll have to Download iTunes 10.5 and ios5 of course but my phone isn’t synced to my pc anymore and half my music no longer exists. Lots of Downloading to do tonight :(

Oct 12th

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Oct 6th

Sep 30th

4 tags

Maybe I'm just in love when you wake me up.

Sep 16th

8 notes

Ed Sheeran - +

Is good so far. Also, I forgot dr who was on. Shit. On demand it is.

Sep 11th

1 note

3 tags

Sep 9th

2,356 notes

Well this is fantastic

Not only have I had a shitty long day, and by long I mean I’ve been up for the past 17 hours, at the end of my long shitty day I see a nice little note about how I can’t do my job, there for everyone to see, and then I get home thinking I’ll have dinner to find that no. No one cooked dinner. They ordered takeaway. Pizzas and Indians. Oh and none for me. I’m just going to go...

Sep 6th

1 note

Call to bank:

Me: I've got outstanding charges on my account is it possible to pay them 2 days after the date theyre due to be taken?
Asian bank lady: no it's not possible to move the forced payment date but we have removed £25 of the charges from your account. 
Me: THATS MUCH BETTER THAN MY OFFER.

Sep 6th

1 note

4 tags

Sep 6th

46 notes

Ive Just been told that White hair is unprofessional especially on a pharmacy. I’m sure there’s some Agism in there somewhere.

Sep 3rd

2 notes

'why is your hair White?'

WHAT? ITS WHITE? OH MY GOD. I HAD NO IDEA. IM IN SHOCK OVER HERE. SOMEONE COME SAVE ME. fuck orrrfff. Everyone else has got reds and blue and shit so why not White. No one I know has White hair. Get with the times. Jeeeeeeeeez.

Sep 3rd

4 tags

Sep 3rd

My hairs just gone

‘now that I’m White. I’ll absorb any colour put on me. So your blue shampoo now means blue tinted hair’. So not awesome.

Sep 2nd

Don't walk past me wearing one of my t shirts when...

And a used grinder at that. You silly little boy.

Sep 1st

You silly cow

If you’re going to lose a child, then standing infront of a pub screaming it’s name for half an hour isn’t going to find it. Fuckin travellers Piss me off.

Aug 31st

1 tag

Today I've eaten a Chicken and Bacon wrap

And I’ve had 5 beers since I got home at 5. PRE DRINKING TO THE MAX MAN.

Aug 26th

1 note

1 tag

Blame questioning his sexuality:

Rachel kisses him. Blaine: Yup. I’m gay. Definitely gay. Thanks so much for clearing that up for me Rachel. Kurts face.

Aug 26th

4 tags

Ahaha. I missed Glee.

Sam talking about the Justin Bieber Experience one man band Puck: Dude, That haircut makes your mouth look even bigger Sue: Let her speak.

Aug 25th

205,212 notes

i'm sick

of Darren Criss’ voice. *Waits for account to be deleted*

Aug 25th

45,027 notes

Me in the shower for not even ten minutes:

Little Brother: How long are you going to be? You’ve been upstairs for like an hour. I’m sorry that you were oblivious to me leaving my room, going through the living room and passing you not even ten minutes ago to start a shower, But it happened. Ten minutes. In fact, 2 songs from the David Guetta album. Cheeky little cunt, He takes an hour in the shower every time. WHAT CAN YOU...

Aug 25th

4 tags

Aug 25th

3 tags

That akward moment when

You turn up at work 6 hours early because you forgot about a conversation with your manager telling you to go in at 4 instead of 10. So you get the bus cause it’s raining and clock in for 7 minutes. Shitters.

Aug 25th

Get paid tomorrow.

And according to my future payments on my bank, and my hours which i’ve been writing down, Theres about £200 difference in what i’m getting and what I was expecting. There’s no way I’m paying £200 between tax and National Insurance :S.

Aug 25th

I don't have an overdraft

BUT IM £63 OVERDRAWN. I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!

Aug 23rd

4 tags

BUT

My boyfriend left one of his vests here. And I happen to be topless. So I’m going to wear it whilst I go for a cigarette :) <3

Aug 23rd

3 tags

I shouldn't be awake.

I know that I should be asleep. But it’s difficult to sleep when its insanely hot and all you’ve been listening to all evening is ‘BLERERERGHHGHGHGHH’ ‘Splatter’ Ive got spots coming up everywhere =/ Either because I’m not sleeping properly, or cause i’m stressed. I don’t think its stress. Gah.

Aug 23rd

Nice.

Being woken up by the sound of you little brother being woken up because he’s spewing his guts up in his sleep. And has been for hours. Tomorrow will be a fun day at work.

Aug 23rd

3 tags

11 BULLETS UNTIL I CAN SLEEP.

11 MORE BULLETS FOR HARDLINE PRO. COME ON. BE KIND DAMMIT.

Aug 23rd

38 notes

I'm so sick of this.

Like. It’s not bad enough that he’s Wearing my t shirt. And my underwear which is fucking gross in itself, but he’s now throwing up. In my t shirt. Its beyond a joke and im genuinely at the point where I will gladly spend like £100 on locks and shit just to keep him out of my stuff. Little cuntbag.

Aug 23rd