September 2011
12 posts
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Maybe I'm just in love when you wake me up.
Ed Sheeran - +
Is good so far. Also, I forgot dr who was on. Shit. On demand it is.
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Well this is fantastic
Not only have I had a shitty long day, and by long I mean I’ve been up for the past 17 hours, at the end of my long shitty day I see a nice little note about how I can’t do my job, there for everyone to see, and then I get home thinking I’ll have dinner to find that no. No one cooked dinner. They ordered takeaway. Pizzas and Indians. Oh and none for me. I’m just going to go...
Call to bank:
Me: I've got outstanding charges on my account is it possible to pay them 2 days after the date theyre due to be taken?
Asian bank lady: no it's not possible to move the forced payment date but we have removed £25 of the charges from your account.
Me: THATS MUCH BETTER THAN MY OFFER.
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Ive Just been told that White hair is unprofessional especially on a pharmacy. I’m sure there’s some Agism in there somewhere.
'why is your hair White?'
WHAT? ITS WHITE? OH MY GOD. I HAD NO IDEA. IM IN SHOCK OVER HERE. SOMEONE COME SAVE ME.
fuck orrrfff. Everyone else has got reds and blue and shit so why not White. No one I know has White hair. Get with the times. Jeeeeeeeeez.
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My hairs just gone
‘now that I’m White. I’ll absorb any colour put on me. So your blue shampoo now means blue tinted hair’. So not awesome.
Don't walk past me wearing one of my t shirts when...
And a used grinder at that. You silly little boy.